18.10.04

What a day

Wow. So first, school was meh. Then, on the way to work, got rear ended by another car. Then, went to hospital with mother to look at whiplashed neck. Fun fun. Then, went to job and quit. They said, Joe, we no care if you dying, as long as you come to work tomorrow. To them I said, To Hell with You! Not quite, but I'm sure you get the idea. Soon after, went to the local pub. And somehow got a job there. Holy shit, what a night.

15.10.04

Sweet, bitter truth.

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer thesequestions.
If:A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
andK-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, you can then conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and Ass Kissing will put you over the top.

Uncertainty

This utter strangeness hopefully won't last. I don't like this lack of feeling, and niether does anybody else. C'mon, give me something to blow up at so I feel again!

6.10.04

Oh my

Sharon has hopped me on the band wagon of sorts. We shall see how things progress here. I'm hoping i'll be able to safely vent now.